goblins outside my house

i heard that goblins were real but didnt believe them till the one joined our forum. suddenly, ive started noticing there's more of them all in my backyard. zelda doesn't believe me yet but dammit they're there

could be gnomes

Last edited by LethalSweety on Sat Jan 20, 2024 5:36 am; edited 1 time in total

Whatever you do, don’t leave shiny objects in the infested area. They’re just gonna come back for more and loiter around if there aren’t any. Usually minor Gentry like that are easy to intimidate, get something loud and start screeching like a madwoman. Should scare them off.

OH CRUD!?

U DIDN'T PUBLISH ANY PLAGERISED WORKS RECENTLY DID U? MONTIEZE SOMETHING THAT WAS HEAVILY INSPIRED BY A COPYWRITTEN WORK? THIS COULD BE VERY BAD :-(

I thought I liked the one on this forum but after the recent incident I realise they're annoying little bastards... Take whatever precautions you can! Kikiki!

i like to drop boulders on them

you ever drop a boulder on you toe justin..

yeah it fucking exploded into viscera and had to get it cut off but it's not as cool as the time i exploded a guys head with a fucking hammer

Doesn't sound like there was much to cut off, Kikiki! I think the rock did most of the work for you...

The Collector wrote:

Doesn't sound like there was much to cut off, Kikiki! I think the rock did most of the work for you...

you might be surprised

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This isn't scary! It's not even a goblin! LAME! HEHEHEH!

WHAT THE FUCK