the pighog artifact

Was digging holes in my backyard when i dug this thing up (took it inside for a picture)



I don't really know why but i'm quite charmed by it. I think i'll keep it. I think it'll bring me good luck.

What do you guys think of my new (potentially enchanted) little buddy?

Nice.

DARKSUN95 wrote:

Was digging holes in my backyard when i dug this thing up (took it inside for a picture)



I don't really know why but i'm quite charmed by it. I think i'll keep it. I think it'll bring me good luck.

What do you guys think of my new (potentially enchanted) little buddy?

WHY IS IT BIG

The Gorilla wrote:

DARKSUN95 wrote:

Was digging holes in my backyard when i dug this thing up (took it inside for a picture)



I don't really know why but i'm quite charmed by it. I think i'll keep it. I think it'll bring me good luck.

What do you guys think of my new (potentially enchanted) little buddy?

WHY IS IT BIG

You're the one who made it big why did you do that. I can see it as i'm quoting you right now you set it to 9000px by 900px. Don't disrespect my valuable findings again

Darksun95 wrote:

The Gorilla wrote:

DARKSUN95 wrote:

Was digging holes in my backyard when i dug this thing up (took it inside for a picture)



I don't really know why but i'm quite charmed by it. I think i'll keep it. I think it'll bring me good luck.

What do you guys think of my new (potentially enchanted) little buddy?

WHY IS IT BIG

You're the one who made it big why did you do that. I can see it as i'm quoting you right now you set it to 9000px by 900px. Don't disrespect my valuable findings again

I DIDNT MEAN TO HOW DO I FIX IT

The Gorilla wrote:

Darksun95 wrote:

The Gorilla wrote:

WHY IS IT BIG

You're the one who made it big why did you do that. I can see it as i'm quoting you right now you set it to 9000px by 900px. Don't disrespect my valuable findings again

I DIDNT MEAN TO HOW DO I FIX IT

YOU MADE IT BIGGER!!! STOP DERAILING MY POST!!! GET RID OF THE NUMBERS INSIDE [img]

that's a angry birds I think

I don't get it. It's obviously a pig. Not a bird.
Anyway I'm gonna turn it into a pendant of some kind, maybe it will bring more special artifacts my way.

I DUG HOLES ON MY BACKYARD FOR AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET?

How much you guys hate enchanted artifacts really shows your true colors...

Wait, why were you digging holes in the first place?

I... don't know, actually. Just felt really compelled to dig holes. Well, one hole. I stopped after I dug up the pig. I think it turned out good.

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY HOG! DISTURBING!

Would've responded earlier but the Gorilla sent the reply box off and I had to find it in the page, real annoying, that just looks like something from Angry Birds, the pigs are the antagonists of those games. Maybe ask if a previous owner or neighbourhood kid buried it there.

It's! Not! Angry Birds! GRAHHH!!!
I like you marble but ITS NOT ANGRY BIRDS! ITS A VERY SPECIAL PIG AND I FOUND IT!
I will ask arlund the neighborhood, maybe even the weird nextdoor neighbor I talked about in that other thread. He has been throwing things into my yard after all.

Ok man whatever

hope your hog artifact is actually a curse brought upon by satan  who knows, maybe youll start coughing in three days LUL.

Ben currently drowning wrote:

hope your hog artifact is actually a curse brought upon by satan  who knows, maybe youll start coughing in three days LUL.

Go clean up your mold moldboy, maybe roll in it you disgusting motherfucker.

you really couldnt come up with something other than /moldboy/? ROFL  but you get one point this time. i didnt bother checking the mold more, got tired and decided to just leave my monitors to rot in the basement. ill just steal new ones.

why were you digging holes in your backyard, and not some other random place.

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Ben currently drowning wrote:

you really couldnt come up with something other than /moldboy/? ROFL  but you get one point this time. i didnt bother checking the mold more, got tired and decided to just leave my monitors to rot in the basement. ill just steal new ones.

Someone's mad they're a stinky little mold boy

ghost detective wrote:

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*pip*

why were you digging holes in your backyard, and not some other random place.

*beep*

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Well like I said, it just felt right. I don't really have any further explanation, cuz to be honest I don't know why I did it. If I ever did it, I forgot- I have a very bad memory.

Now that I think about it digging holes in my backyard isnt normal at all. So why does it feel so normal?

I'll go investigate my back yard in case I can find out why I dug that hole. Or holes. Probably just hole.

you would never know what you would find in your backyard, ancient fossils, shakespeare's skull, the elden seal that will bring the apocalipse uppon earth and will populate earth with thousands uppon thousands of demons, petroil, sewage ducts, grandma, anything!

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The holes are gone.