Oh My Fucking God It Only Gets Worse

Greetings, All Twenty Eight People Who Survived The Blood Harvest.. I Bring Good News And Bad......
The Good News Is That I Have Located The General Location And Or Place Of Hiding Of That Fiendish Mage!
The Bad News Is That He Took My Fucking Eye!
Everyone Who Died From The Blood Harvest Has Already Taken The Medical Supplies!
Blood Magic Does A Lot Of Shit But It Does NOT Include Depth Perception!
How Am I To Kill This FOOL If I Cannot See?

Be guided by that which you do not need to see
My close friend Sister Meredith is without the sense of sight but that has only made her more pious and devoted to the lovely feeling of Fun
And fear not Grayfield, those undeserving of the experiences of Fun will not see the shining day under the playful fist of Fun.

Dreaming Mado wrote:

I'm all for a bit of fun, but all this talk of "Fun" with capital letters makes me think your church isn't actually very fun...

I can assure you Dreaming Mado that the Fun me and my people seek to spread is oh so similar to the regular everyday fun.
Many people are unaware or unwilling to see that Fun is not a what but a who, since the dawn of time Fun has been walking here, guiding those around it.
Of course it is lost now but we know that remnants are somewhere and we've even been granted with the divine knowledge of two remnants of Fun, something more innocent and something more primal.

I don't know about that, I think I like the sound of that! Kikiki! Maybe you're just a stick in the mud...

Dreaming Mado wrote:

That makes me even more worried!!!! A concept personified as a literal being? That's bad news!

Then perhaps you don't know the embrace of Fun, I can assure you it never has had bad intentions, it just wishes to know and be known by all.

I Wish All Of My Libraries Were Not Left To Burn Like The Rest Of My Land.. This 'Fun' Thing Seems So Very Interesting...

I can kill all of your enemies.