ACE hardware? They only stock tools for FOOLS! I only get my equipment from hardware stores that mysteriously appear only on sundays for exactly 5 hours and always give you the stuff for free, but insist that you'll pay the price sooner or later. What a load of baloney that always turns out to be! Kikiki!
Roan says hi. He lives in that hammer you bought with all those eyes scratched into the wood. He says he did it for shits and giggles. What a kidder! :S