don't even bother ur probably not going to read this anyway

the name's Dylan. I won't say where I'm from but heh...lets just say there's a lot of forests here. I have pure white skin, pitched black hair, normal eyes but they turn red and black sclera when I get angry so you should get the hell out of here if that ever happens. I am also 6 foot 5 and shoe size 12, and also have abilities but I can't talk about it cause the goverment will take me and...u know what happens then lolz. I'm friendly (unless you piss me off) but don't try to add me unless ur cool or we've talked. likes: creepy stuff, pastas, rocking out, poetry. dislikes: fakes, posers, pop music, bright lights. FAV pastas: slenderman, smile dog, russian sleep experiement. That's all u get to know about me, I am a pretty private person so PM me if you want to know me better, I don't bite...usually...

For someone so private you talk a lot... I now know what you look like, the stuff you like, and your abilities... And yet, you know nothing about me. You should be more careful... Especially around here.

ok? if you know so much about me...come and get me. I'd like to see u try...also my powers get stronger the more people know about them

good thing i didnt read it

i dont know how to read

Gamez4LYFE wrote:

i dont know how to read

LEAN! it can change your life

heh...really goes to show how insolent you are...some people don't get the luxury of education. some people are born into broken homes and born with broken hearts...if he hadn't saved me...I probably wouldn't know how to read either

on god

do you have a forsona

LEADHEAD wrote:

do you have a forsona

those people that think they're animals? no lolz I don't like thinking about furries they weird me out...but I'm a freak too...so they're fine I guess

The idea of dressing up as an animal makes my brain all fuzzy. Can we change the subject?

touch fuzzy get hungry

That literally means nothing. What.

You have big ass feet... I know a cursed item that can make them smaller.

The Collector wrote:

You have big ass feet... I know a cursed item that can make them smaller.

it's because of how tall I am...end of story

Better be careful lest someone chops you down like a tree... Kikiki!

Aw, shush... You'll make me blush! Heheheh!

Dylan the Slasher wrote:

LEADHEAD wrote:

do you have a forsona

those people that think they're animals? no lolz I don't like thinking about furries they weird me out...but I'm a freak too...so they're fine I guess

news flash were all freaks were on a slenserman forum rofl

Don't bother with this one, he's too scared to fight his battles in the open! Kikiki!

are youlike jason you keep saying kikiki

That big lummox wishes he were me.

He can't even talk let alone laugh! Kikiki! (This is my special cool laugh, to be clear.)

sigh what is it with you fuckers and antagonizing truly strange and odd fellows like us.. its all miserable anyway so it snot like your rudimentary words will do anythingto "fix" us.. but you also dont realize we need no fixing, we understand the world from a grounded perspective while you sit in puppy cloud land..