Product idea.

Seeing the popularity of Slender: The Eight Pages with a child audience, I deduce we can craft a perfect children's horror game. Children like the thrill of the genre, but because of adult topics in most horror they can't be advertised to. However, we can design a product line centered around a child friendly game potentially themed around characters who look like children's show characters but are secretly something darker. After it takes off with a simple gameplay loop through YouTube users making "Let's Plays," kids may not buy the game guaranteed if the video is enough for them. However, we can use the popularity for the true money maker. Toys. Plushes. Shirts. Lunchboxes. You name it, we will have merch of it. Hot Topic's recent change seems like a promising place to sell these products through.

Fucking Sucks

this would be nightmarish and ruin horror. the 2010s feel like theyre gonna become a scary decade, i swear the decade was ruined when youtube changed the ui last year and did a merge with google+

I THINK we should make an adventuer game like Zelda. Instead.

Heheh... I suppose I can see where you're coming from... It's not too dissimilar to the core idea behind most haunted game pastas... But you're proposing turning it into a commodity! How dull, heheheh...

There's nothing more villainous than someone who preys on children for profit... I should strike you down!

Investor Knuckles wrote:

Seeing the popularity of Slender: The Eight Pages with a child audience, I deduce we can craft a perfect children's horror game. Children like the thrill of the genre, but because of adult topics in most horror they can't be advertised to. However, we can design a product line centered around a child friendly game potentially themed around characters who look like children's show characters but are secretly something darker. After it takes off with a simple gameplay loop through YouTube users making "Let's Plays," kids may not buy the game guaranteed if the video is enough for them. However, we can use the popularity for the true money maker. Toys. Plushes. Shirts. Lunchboxes. You name it, we will have merch of it. Hot Topic's recent change seems like a promising place to sell these products through.

you’re a bit late to this idea bro there’s already a game like this called any .exe game

Also buy me dinner

What's that? Never heard of it, kikiki! But whatever. Stop being such a tightwad, Knuckles! Buy the man a haunted meatball sub or something, hehehe!

I still think this is shit and bad, children suck and do not deserve such cool things as abandoned by disney or candle cove or even one of the crappper creepypastas (more like crappypastas like jeff the killer

YEAH I SAID IT

StrobingSoll wrote:

I still think this is shit and bad, children suck and do not deserve such cool things as abandoned by disney or candle cove or even one of the crappper creepypastas (more like crappypastas like jeff the killer

YEAH I SAID IT

What did children ever do to you? Choose your next words carefully, lest you fall to my blade...

whats your fucking problem with kids man..theyre just growing up and shit they didnt do anythign wrong..

LethalSweety wrote:

whats your fucking problem with kids man..theyre just growing up and shit they didnt do anythign wrong..

*nods wisely*

Investor Knuckles wrote:

Seeing the popularity of Slender: The Eight Pages with a child audience, I deduce we can craft a perfect children's horror game. Children like the thrill of the genre, but because of adult topics in most horror they can't be advertised to. However, we can design a product line centered around a child friendly game potentially themed around characters who look like children's show characters but are secretly something darker. After it takes off with a simple gameplay loop through YouTube users making "Let's Plays," kids may not buy the game guaranteed if the video is enough for them. However, we can use the popularity for the true money maker. Toys. Plushes. Shirts. Lunchboxes. You name it, we will have merch of it. Hot Topic's recent change seems like a promising place to sell these products through.

Go eat some spotted dick or whatever you rich asshats do.

Investor Knuckles wrote:

Seeing the popularity of Slender: The Eight Pages with a child audience, I deduce we can craft a perfect children's horror game. Children like the thrill of the genre, but because of adult topics in most horror they can't be advertised to. However, we can design a product line centered around a child friendly game potentially themed around characters who look like children's show characters but are secretly something darker. After it takes off with a simple gameplay loop through YouTube users making "Let's Plays," kids may not buy the game guaranteed if the video is enough for them. However, we can use the popularity for the true money maker. Toys. Plushes. Shirts. Lunchboxes. You name it, we will have merch of it. Hot Topic's recent change seems like a promising place to sell these products through.

Call it toilet water.exe. Have the toilet water be evil. Jump into the toilet. That's you now. You're the guy in the evil toilet, and everybody is going to question why you jumped into a fucking toilet.

PokeManiac wrote:

Call it toilet water.exe. Have the toilet water be evil. Jump into the toilet. That's you now. You're the guy in the evil toilet, and everybody is going to question why you jumped into a fucking toilet.

ok now have there be a head pop out of the toilet singing a really shitty song. thatll get childrens brains to activate for sure

Ben currently drowning wrote:

PokeManiac wrote:

Call it toilet water.exe. Have the toilet water be evil. Jump into the toilet. That's you now. You're the guy in the evil toilet, and everybody is going to question why you jumped into a fucking toilet.

ok now have there be a head pop out of the toilet singing a really shitty song. thatll get childrens brains to activate for sure

You'd know wouldn't you, you probably LOVE climbing into toilets

SOUNDS POINTLESS