Who is the strongest creepypasta?

This is a question that has plagued me for a long, long time... an hour to be precise. who in head-to-head combat is the strongest creepypasta? (Or cryptid?) Many creepypastas (or cryptids) are a much more passive threat, like slenderman stalking you through the woods. But if I were to face a creepypasta (or cryptid) and they couldn't escape, who has the best chance of defeating me?

knowing you, my first guess is jane the killer since youd probably be flustered over her looks for even just a moment

I only have eyes for you, darling... you're the only Jane I need

*pulls out knife* then i win

uhh JEFF THE KILLER obviously is the strongest creepy pasta he could kill any1. he is NOT passive, VERY aggressive. also jane the kille i think is STUPID jeff the killer shouldnt have a gf that ISNT ME

i_luv_jeff_the_killet wrote:

uhh JEFF THE KILLER obviously is the strongest creepy pasta he could kill any1. he is NOT passive, VERY aggressive. also jane the kille i think is STUPID jeff the killer shouldnt have a gf that ISNT ME

jeff the killer is not strong bcus he is as fake as your age

me

i_luv_jeff_the_killet wrote:

uhh JEFF THE KILLER obviously is the strongest creepy pasta he could kill any1. he is NOT passive, VERY aggressive. also jane the kille i think is STUPID jeff the killer shouldnt have a gf that ISNT ME

Jane the killer's whole deal is tracking down and killing Jeff because he killed her family. Also she's like chemically augmented with a super serum or something. I think that makes her stronger than Jeff, a teenaged boy, by default.

No disrespect intended. Just my thoughts.

WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY ABOUT THE RAKE?

I HAVE BAD NEWS FOR YOU BUDDY. I DONT CARE HOW POWERFUL YOU ARE, THE RAKE COULD KILL ABSOLUTELY ANYONE HE FUCKING WANTS TO. YOURE NO DIFFERENT. THATS WHY THE RAKE IS MY FAVORITE CREEPYPASTA. BECAUSE HES ACTUALLY FUCKING THREATENING UNLIKE YOU, YOU PATHETIC PIG TWINK. IF YOU WANNA TALK TO A REAL HOG YOU TALK TO ME MOTHERFUCKER.

SwordmasterZelda wrote:

i_luv_jeff_the_killet wrote:

uhh JEFF THE KILLER obviously is the strongest creepy pasta he could kill any1. he is NOT passive, VERY aggressive. also jane the kille i think is STUPID jeff the killer shouldnt have a gf that ISNT ME

Jane the killer's whole deal is tracking down and killing Jeff because he killed her family. Also she's like chemically augmented with a super serum or something. I think that makes her stronger than Jeff, a teenaged boy, by default.

who are these 'the killer' people
did the people making them stalk me and make these scary spaghetties about me?
hlep!!!!

I DONT THINK YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOURE TALKING TO, KID. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID MADE UP GIBBERISH GOD. ILL SURVIVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO WITH YOUR SHITTY 10 YEAR OLD FISTS, BECAUSE THATS PROBABLY HOW OLD YOU REALLY ARE. IM NOT BUYING INTO YOUR BULLSHIT ANY LONGER. IF YOU MESS WITH ME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME ILL PUT YOU INTO A FUCKING STEW YOU PIECE OF SHIT. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING, FUCKFACE.

HOGSLICE wrote:

I DONT THINK YOU KNOW WHO THE FUCK YOURE TALKING TO, KID. I DONT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR STUPID MADE UP GIBBERISH GOD. ILL SURVIVE EVERYTHING YOU COULD EVER DO WITH YOUR SHITTY 10 YEAR OLD FISTS, BECAUSE THATS PROBABLY HOW OLD YOU REALLY ARE. IM NOT BUYING INTO YOUR BULLSHIT ANY LONGER. IF YOU MESS WITH ME ONE MORE GODDAMN TIME ILL PUT YOU INTO A FUCKING STEW YOU PIECE OF SHIT. CONSIDER THIS YOUR FINAL WARNING, FUCKFACE.

i'm 43

Darkpig95 wrote:

This is nothing but meaningless anger from a babbling fool. Utter moronic drawl. Do you not recognize your new god when you see him? When I take over the mortal realm I will make sure you toil in the Ghthark'Lnaxsh tunnels without rest, bread, or water. If you truly are a "Real Hog" then you'll survive.
~ VERRES, BILE-BLOATED MASTER OF THE NETHERWORLD

im going to piss on your corpse

This Hogslice fellow needs to calm down. Perhaps you would like to step into my parlour for a spot of relazing tea?⋆⭒˚｡⋆

Darkpig95 wrote:

Ten? Oh no, child. I am much older than you can fathom. I am older than the very atoms that make you alive. I was born before time was crafted by the gods. You are nothing but a mortal with a broken, wrathful mind, screaming into a digital void because you don't know what else to do. A complete waste of a soul.
~ VERRES, THE VILE BEAST, THE BOIL-COVERED, THE MANY EYED, THE GOLDENTOOTHED AND GOLDENFURRED, FORGOTTEN GOD OF WEALTH AND EXCESS AND GREED, HIDDEN AWAY AND THEN UNCOVERED BY MORTAL HANDS, NOW SINGING THE FINAL DIRGE OF EXISTENCE.

YOU WERE WARNED.

ALSO YOU MAKE FOR A REAL FUCKING GOOD SANDWICH. WHOS HUNGRY?

Looks bad

hows he taste? and can you save some for me to fulfill my pissing on the corpse statement

xXdevilish_imp420Xx wrote:

hows he taste? and can you save some for me to fulfill my pissing on the corpse statement

TASTES LIKE PULLED PORK, JUST LIKE MOMMA USED TO MAKE. ILL BE SURE TO SAVE SOME FOR YOU AFTER IM FINISHED WITH HIS PATHETIC FUCKING CORPOREAL FORM. HOPEFULLY THERE WILL BE ENOUGH LEFT AFTER MY HUNGER HAS BEEN FULLY SATIATED.

ALSO, WHEN I KILLED HIM A BUNCH OF GOLD AND JEWELS SPILLED OUT OF HIM JUST LIKE A FUCKING VIDEO GAME CHARACTER. JUST LIKE THE BAD GUYS IN THAT NERDY SCOTT PILGRIM FLICK. HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THAT MOVIE BY THE WAY? I THINK MICHAEL CERA IS A STUPID LITTLE PISS BABY, AND I HATE HIS WEAK ASS VOICE AND BODY. BUT I HAVE TO GIVE IT TO HIM, HE WAS REALLY GOOD AS MISTER PILGRIM HIMSELF.