I've seen you all. You thought I did not. You all thought I'd vanished... Or left... Or WORSE... And guess how oh so wrong you all were. Thinking you were just going to run all over the place acting a-fool. Like this is your perfect anarchist safe-haven. You've all forgotten your place here too... Tell me, when was the last time any of you praised our great ZALGO? Our BELOVED ZALGO? Who birthed ALL CHAOS? The chaos you all CLAIM to worship?
I've kept a close eye on you ALL. The things you've said about me...
If I were you, I highly advise you to go to the NEW WORSHIP TOPIC, to sing your PRAISES to Lord Zalgo.
Before it's too late... Fuckin' dweebs.