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Slr Grayfield
Posts : 31
Times Spotted by the Killer : 45
Join date : 2024-01-27
Age : 458
Location : The Dutch
|  Subject: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Wed Feb 07, 2024 2:25 am | |
| Hello, peasants. It Has Been Weeks Since My Last Appearance, So I Figured I Shall Give An Explanation, And A Call For Help.. I Have Had My Finest Painters Create A Landscape For My Kingdom To Show How Fucking Bad This Is.. The Mage I Failed To Execute Has ESCAPED! And He Has Sent Us Into An Infinite Blood Moon! My People Are Fucking Dying And I See Him In My Dreams...  How The FUCK Do I Kill This Guy... I Need This Fucker Melted As Soon As Possible! | |
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crumbs.exe
Posts : 62
Times Spotted by the Killer : 70
Join date : 2024-01-23
Location : fucking awesome
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Wed Feb 07, 2024 2:26 am | |
| let me at him he wont last 5 minutes | |
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crumbs.exe
Posts : 62
Times Spotted by the Killer : 70
Join date : 2024-01-23
Location : fucking awesome
| | Subject: ill fuck him up good Wed Feb 07, 2024 2:26 am | |
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Slr Grayfield
Posts : 31
Times Spotted by the Killer : 45
Join date : 2024-01-27
Age : 458
Location : The Dutch
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Wed Feb 07, 2024 2:30 am | |
| I Cannot Fucking Find Him! If You Have Any Chance Of Fucking Him Up Good.. You'll Have To Find Him In The Mystical Forest.. We Would Burn It Down.. But An Ancient Pact With Those Floating Mouse Creatures Prevents Us From Doing So.. I Cant Fucking Deal With This Shit Man | |
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crumbs.exe
Posts : 62
Times Spotted by the Killer : 70
Join date : 2024-01-23
Location : fucking awesome
| | Subject: i find him and kill him watch Wed Feb 07, 2024 2:33 am | |
| i find him and kill him watch | |
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Dreaming Mado
Posts : 212
Times Spotted by the Killer : 222
Join date : 2024-01-24
Age : 29
Location : The Unwaking World...
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Wed Feb 07, 2024 4:09 am | |
| This sounds ripe for some kind of magical prophecy... Have you tried wishing upon a star lately? | |
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Slr Grayfield
Posts : 31
Times Spotted by the Killer : 45
Join date : 2024-01-27
Age : 458
Location : The Dutch
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Wed Feb 07, 2024 10:26 pm | |
| I Would Love To, But The Stars Have All Fucking Vanished Since The Blood Rain Began | |
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Dreaming Mado
Posts : 212
Times Spotted by the Killer : 222
Join date : 2024-01-24
Age : 29
Location : The Unwaking World...
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Thu Feb 08, 2024 10:01 pm | |
| Welp. Uh. Better start praying I suppose! | |
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TheEpicDanBackslide
Posts : 137
Times Spotted by the Killer : 133
Join date : 2024-01-11
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Fri Feb 09, 2024 4:17 am | |
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Slr Grayfield
Posts : 31
Times Spotted by the Killer : 45
Join date : 2024-01-27
Age : 458
Location : The Dutch
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:06 pm | |
| After Further Studying I Have Found That The Study Of Blood Magic Shall Allow Me To Seal That Mages Fate... As Long As I Use The Blood From The River And Not My Own.. That Rat Fucking Bastard Will Be In My Grasp In A Matter Of Days!!!
Count Your Fucking Days... Magician..... | |
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Dreaming Mado
Posts : 212
Times Spotted by the Killer : 222
Join date : 2024-01-24
Age : 29
Location : The Unwaking World...
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:19 pm | |
| Mr. Grayfield, now this too!? I can't believe you, messing with magic so much li- Wait... Aren't you a popsicle? How are you- WHAT. THERE ARE MULTIPLE MR. GRAYFIELDS? HOW LONG WAS THAT HAPPENING? | |
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Slr Grayfield
Posts : 31
Times Spotted by the Killer : 45
Join date : 2024-01-27
Age : 458
Location : The Dutch
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:23 pm | |
| Yes.. It Is True That I Have Messed With Mages Far Too Much For My Own Good.. But No Army Could Ever Best A Creature As Evil As That Fiend.. And If I Have To Learn Blood Magic To Kill Him Then I Shall..
Also, What? There Is Only One Grayfield.. Why Would There Be Two Of Me.. Stupid | |
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crumbs.exe
Posts : 62
Times Spotted by the Killer : 70
Join date : 2024-01-23
Location : fucking awesome
| | Subject: yeah they been around Mon Feb 12, 2024 10:24 pm | |
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Dreaming Mado
Posts : 212
Times Spotted by the Killer : 222
Join date : 2024-01-24
Age : 29
Location : The Unwaking World...
| | Subject: Re: How Do I Stop Rat Bastards Hiding In My Land? Tue Feb 13, 2024 12:04 am | |
| - Slr Grayfield wrote:
- Yes.. It Is True That I Have Messed With Mages Far Too Much For My Own Good.. But No Army Could Ever Best A Creature As Evil As That Fiend.. And If I Have To Learn Blood Magic To Kill Him Then I Shall..
Also, What? There Is Only One Grayfield.. Why Would There Be Two Of Me.. Stupid Uh... Well... I still don't approve! There has to be a better way! | |
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