Greetings one and all, I am Brother John of the Church Of Fun!
I see the large concentration of Fun here and it pleases me (and of course the whole of the Church by proxy)
Despite the unknowing nature of your spreading of the mission statement of Fun in this place we still seek to reward you for your piety
In due time you will all see the merit of devotion
It will of course take me time to prepare for your reward but I can assure you it will be glorious so I will see you all around
Subject: A fun place