HELLO! SCARY MARIO BEEN-A GONE SO LONG! BOWSER SEALED ME IN A CLOCK! WAHOO! BUT I SURE SHOWED-A HIM! WAHOO! HE'S-A NOT GOING TO BE GETTING OUT OF THAT RICE COOKER ANY TIME SOON, WA-HA!
ANYWAY, IT'S ALL-A BEEN VERY GOOD! BUT YESTERDAY THERE WAS-A WEIRD MUSHROOM IN MY MUSHROOM GARDEN. IT WAS PITCH BLACK, LIKE-A THE BULLET BILL, AND IT LOOKED ALL SHINY! PROBABLY NOT-A VERY TASTY! I WAS-A GONNA KILL IT WITH A PESTICIDE, BUT WHEN I CAME BACK FROM MY SHED, IT WAS GONE! MAMMA MIA! I HOPE MY OTHER MUSHROOMS DON'T-A GO BAD! I WOULD ASK NICE WARIO, BUT HE'S ON A BUSINESS TRIP. SOMETHING ABOUT PIRATES, YAHA!
HAVE-A YOU EVER SEEN A MUSHROOM?
Subject: NEW MUSHROOM (SCARY BUT NOT-A MY USUAL KIND) 
