So i've been perusing this website a bit more, and I decided to venture into this here 'groups' tab, and consider me surprised to see that there's a group for so called "heroes"- i'm one of those! Let me in! I've vanquished so many creatures of the night- you wouldn't believe how many. I'm more than qualified. Plus i'm being honest it would feed my massively over-inflated ego. I know, it's a problem. My therapist said the same thing before she got eaten by a bodysnatcher.
Subject: ADD ME TO THE HEROES GROUP