The umbreala stand man
The umbrella stand man was born the umbrella stand was so angry that put umbrellas in (cruel irony cause its purpose) and also he tries to get your DICK and put it in the HOLE IN HIS UMBRELLA STAND SHAPED HEAD . and chop it off. Scary. The umbrella stand man has yet not been discovered a way to sate the umbrella stantd man. HE IS NOT THE UNMBRELL